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Klout is a what I'd call 'crawlybumlick' social kind of gamification that assigns you a score based on how "influential" you are online.


Barf.


I got sucked in early last year and did believe it showed promise for business accounts to help gauge social engagement, but the way it's 'scores' are made and continued direction it's taken (and as the maker of fun poking site Klouchebag Tom Scott, and time has pointed out), it really has became an incredibly vain, pointless piece of douchebaggery and essentially desperate spamming drivel.

I'm closing my accounts as real influence is something you earn, not something you get points for.

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Beautiful Google Doodle Today.

Another great tweak to the Google home page. Find more doodles at http://www.google.com/doodles

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Trying To Do Anything These Days Is Getting Awfully Complicated...

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The Oatmeal's excellently biting satire on simply trying to watch a TV show I think encapsulates what TV and many walks of life seem to be increasingly like today. (view the full cartoon)

Highly litigious and overly bloody complex.

What's even sadder is The Oatmeal resides in the USA, and as frustrating as it is for him, it's nowhere near as maddening as it is in Australia. There is no netflix and no Hulu. Stream from Amazon? Pftt please! Not a chance.

Of course we need laws, and piracy on the whole is not a great business model, but when presented with 54 pages of terms and conditions on a Disney Blu ray of Snow White, (if I recall a Boing Boing article from several years ago) shown before you can even watch the movie, it's becoming less easy to blame pirates. 

The lawyers, policy makers and DRM mad studios are continually painting themselves in to a corner of complexity. For example, buy a region free Blu Ray from overseas, (it's region free after all and likely way cheaper) and the DVD and digital copy you often get with it, are... region locked. Madness. Like buying a car, but it comes with the wheels clamped. WTF are they thinking?

Yet even more the majority of us just click yes or I agree/'next' rapidly when installing software or entering some lengthy agreement. (Because life and time are wasting away, and even though you are quite possibly signing over the blood of your next unborn child, it's nearly beer o'clock). So what's the solution? 

Buy less, care less, do what you feel is right. Or of course, borrow the TV show/movie from a friend, or you could read the book : )

However whilst these controlaholic's attempt to turn your movie or world in to a litigious pile of rigid processes and region regulations that in reality resemble the solidity of a 7-11 slurpee, it's at least always reassuring to me we are hurtling rapidly through space, very close to a giant firey ball, whilst floating on moving plates which have a giant pile of lava bubbling underneath. Mmm.. Security!

Control and restrictions in an uncontrollable world that naturally pushes to be free of restrictons? Good luck with that.

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'Crap' in the hat? Dr. Seuss rolling in his grave...

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Oh dear. Budget cuts I guess...

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Wishing You The Very Best For The Zombie Season...

Do the right thing, make sure your little ones are provided with heavy artillery this holiday season. Toodle pip!

 

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The Walking Dead, begins to walk...

 

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Breaking Bad. Finally began watching what has to be one of the finest shows I've ever watched.

Life gets a little more in perspective when you see it through Walter's eyes... a highly recommended show

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Online Check Out...In Real Life.

This is exactly how many organisations treat our customers today. Scarily accurate.

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I'm buying shares in Oatmeal airlines. Oh yes.

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"You get to fly the plane, while lingerie models feed you jellybeans and sing merry songs about your privates".

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Ah, old media how I occasionally miss thee...

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Look in October 1993 this was 'hot' and 'risque'. Ignorance it appears was bliss...good times.

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